Funny birthday quotes specially mixed with sarcasm

Funny birthday quotes 

We are so proud to tell you guys that we are posting today some sarcastically funny birthday quotes.We have made these funny happy birthday quotes and wishes without any help of any outer sources.These birthday quotes are 100% genuine and fresh.We asked our guys to make some happy birthday funny quotes and after choosing from lot’s of birthday wishes quotes , we are posting here some of best birthday quotes that we found humorous and sarcastic at same time.

So here goes the funny birthday quote.

Funny birthday quotes

Hey happy birthday. Congratulations one more year less from your life.

Wish you a very happy birthday.Hope you don’t even get noticed today.

I have not drunk a drop of beer from last few moths.I’m saving my thrust for this your birthday.

I have messaged you to tell I’m not coming school today.What day today is? Oh it’s your birthday.Happy birthday too.I’m not coming school today.

You know I never have good friends.From schooling to all the stages of my life, I never had one.Then I met you at collage and I lost all the hopes of having a good friend ever.

Happy birthday brother.Mom told me to message you this.otherwise I have sent you HBD only.

Happy birthday dear.You are the best girlfriend/boyfriend I ever slept with.Wait.No It’s only you.

To my dearest friend ever,No Its not you.Happy birthday normal friend.

Can you imagine a weekend where you and I sharing a beer on a beautiful beach on your birthday.No can’t imagine this with you.Happy birthday anyways.

Your birthday should be on 29 February so that I have to wish you once in four year.Happy birthday

You are getting aged.Go get married.Happy birthday.

To my younger brother.I want to tell you something on you birthday.You were adopted.Happy
birthday

Happy birthday dear brother.At least have a girlfriend.You are getting aged.

We were requested to post some funny birthday wishes quotes.So we made this post totally dedicated to funny birthday quotes.You can use these funny birthday quotes for friend , sister , lover accordingly.

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